{"id":19,"date":"2010-08-27T16:29:05","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T23:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/?p=19"},"modified":"2010-08-27T16:32:57","modified_gmt":"2010-08-27T23:32:57","slug":"sarcasm-psalm-23-an-ode-to-apple-icable-personages-with-apologies-to-those-without-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Sarcasm: Psalm 23 \u2013 An ode to Apple-icable personages\u2026\u2026 With apologies to those without Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Inspired by his holiness Pope Jobs I, Pontiff of all the countkess Mac-olites worldwide and his <span style=\"font-family: arial,                     helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">encyclicals<\/span>\u00a0on the iPhone and other theo-technical matters..\u00a0 Since he speaks ex-Cathedra, his &#8216;Bulls&#8217; are infallible&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. (if this offends you, please, go in search of humor&#8230;.)<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>\u00a0Psalm A-23:<\/em><\/h2>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>\u00a0Steve Jobs is my shepherd; I shall not Jailbreak.<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>He maketh me appreciate green apps: he leadeth me to the proper downloads.<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>He restoreth my Mac: he leadeth me in the paths of Appleness for his ego\u2019s sake.<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Microsoft, I will fear no Bill-Gates:<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>For Steve is with me; his iPhone and his Mac,\u00a0 they comfort me.<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Jobs preparest an iPad before me in the presence of mine Androids:<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Steve anointest my iThings with safety; my apps runneth over.<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Surely Apple\u2019s goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>And I will dwell in the house of the Jobs forever.<\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em><\/em>\u00a0<\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>(PaulC \u00a9 2010)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve Jobs is my shepherd; I shall not Jailbreak&#8230;.. an Ode to Apple-icons everywhere, who have humor installed by default&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pauls-humor-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p76ngD-j","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pnchiasson.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}